Super pussy, pussy collections lights in bright marketing colours aginst you. We are in the Patong area in Bangkok, Asias most famouse red light district.
"Girls"
"Sex"
"happy hour"
"just 1500 hundred bath" (50 US$)
"Massage"
"Sex show"
"Pingpong show"
All the crazy salesmen are all over you. The most famous show though are suppose to be the pingpong. From friends beeing in the city said this would be an interesting experice, so as stupid as we was we said yes to one of the men. Culture we think to ourself. He takes us up dark stars, inside it is beeing played bad music, and a guy is talking about pingpong in thai. On a stage in the middle a lot of girls, not too pretty and not all of them girs eigther, dances topless. One of them must be grandmother, and thats what they call here to, damn discusting. The girls mostly the grandmother do things with their private parts thats will hunt my dreams for too long. How could we be so stupid. We mange almost 30 minutes. Unfortunatly is Titten probably something of the prettiest that has ever visited this disgsting place so he gets extra popular. We are so happy when we leave the place.
Girls did you know that if you practise (please do not) you can shoot pingpong balls pretty far with your privates, open a beer bottle (this one I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND), blow a horn and put a break a egg and put in a cup. It is actually also possible to write "Welcome to thailand" prettier than Titten ever can dream of doing with his ugly handwriting.
Next time you have birthday and you need to blow out candels you should maybe try to do it in a new and more creative way. Good luck..........
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