Titten in Rio

Titten and Sandra back together in Titten new studio apartment between Copacabana and ipanema. One minute to Copacabana, and five minutes to Ipanema. Life is so hard.


Here photo taken on an after work night on a night club. Should have been something like this in Norway on wedensdays after work too.

Rio my Rio

A normal winterday

Titten drinking beer named Skol and reading a book with a terrible view, when "a bird suddenly appears"

When you travel something always strike me. Norway is so damn boring. It is nice and all, but everything is so organized and set in a system that it is just not fun any more. Norway has probably had soem of the best summer days ever now. Before I left people is still talking about some nice summerdays back in 1997. 11 years later people at home can maybe talk about something a little closer. i am so happy for all. My self would I like something like here, where every winterday is a perfect summerday The beautiful beaches, the warm but still a little aggressive people, the difference between the rich and the poor. The diversity. Will write more about that later.
Rio is a place I would like to live over a longer than two year span (because of course I go almost everywhere at anytime just ask me). Other possibilities outsid emy birth country must be fantastic Philippines, the coolest city BA, safe but really far away from Norway Australia, best parts of the States and maybe sithern part of Europe and the rest of southeast asia.

Back in Rio

Titten left Rio in February. Now he is back in one of his two favorite cities. The other another South American metropol Buenos Aires. It is just that it misses Rio's beaches even though it has better atmosphere and the best meat in the world.

It is Tittens first time to Brazilian winter, if you can call it that. Around 30th and sunny. That is what we in Norway call a fantastic Norwegian summerday. So brazilian winter is like a perfect Norwegian summer.

Below photos from the carneval and Rio taken in February. It is actually possible to see on the photos that Titten have lost some pounds sice February. Yahoooooooo!!!

Spectacular carneval kiss!!!Titten found a big "penis bird" he put on his head. Very popular, especially among 40 year old woman. Wonder why?
Loads on people in Ipanema More people in Ipanema
Titten and Sandra at Samba drome.
Titten and Sandra ready to go out.One of the new seven wonders, Jesus Christ and a Superstar Titten and friends under carneval

Bad Golf

Titten playing some really bad golf for the first and probably last time this season. Playing nine hole in Sweden his visited country number ten this year.

Our new summerhouse

Finally is my mother and fathers dream almost finished, and it lookes very nice. Our new summer house, or green winte rhouse as it can be called in many countries (in Brazil where I am now, it is the midle of the winter and it is 30 degrees celsius and sunny). Now it is time for my parents to just sit down in a chair and enjoy the view while they are getting old, or change from chair to chair, since my mother means we are going to need 99 chairs (the chair game get a new meaning), will be great with all the visitors.

Home in Oslo

Titten came home, really tired after soe hard days in Beijing and loads of alchol in Boracay. He therefore had to cool down with some beers with friends on the day after his arrivel. Over photo from the new Opera house in Oslo. It is actually very nice and probably the nicest thing ever to be buildt in my birth city. Finally!

The D.O.M

D.O.M is written in the white sand at Boracay island
A couple of D.O.Ms together with a couple of working girls, probably brought from Angels city. The place many D.O.Ms visit first to pick up a girl they bring on a "romantic" vacation to Boracay
D.O.M with two girls, that hates him (one tod Titten), and they laught to them self when Titten was rude to the man, without the man knowing, but the girls understood.
I am the best. man dancing at Cocamangas, the place where every man can be Don Juan as long as his wallet is a tick as his belly.

The stereotype

1. Not very charming
2. Difficulties communicating
3. Do not get many girls in Europe
4. Proud of their wallets
5. Huge beer belly
6. Not much hair on their head
7. Not much inside their head eighter
8. Th elittle hair they have is normally grey
9. And it is placed on their back and shoulders
10. They like to dance, and shake their sexy asses.
11. They like to talk to eachother and share stories
12. They like soemthing that could be their grand children
13. Often more than one at once (maybe to even out the age), even though two girls on twenty do not give 80, just forty.
14. They neve rmanage to get the girl to smile a naturla smile.
15. No chemistry
16. They often think the girl like them and not just their money, while some just like to take advantage.
16. Smal penis (working girls own word)
17. Many with jobs in the west that would give zero sallery if they had the same in the Philippines.
18. Norwegian expression Harry!
19. Many tattoos
20. More tattoos
21. Clamydia

sometimes they walk with young girl or two, sometimes with a young boy!!!!!

Beijing by night

Titten in the Hostel bar. Here playing a chinise casino game. He just won, so he is really happy.
Saturday did Titten check out the night life with some people that lived in his hostel.
Loads of people. Chinese people are very seriouse when they dance and when it is it photo time.
Titten and one of the many girls in the hostel, Ling Fan or her English name Daisy (almost the same). Chinese girls are fnise jenter.

Beijing- aoon olympics

Beijing a city of contrast, from the modern to the old. With a communistic party with that runs the most capitalisitc country in the whole world. Welcome to China. The new super power of the world.

When you arrive to china, you can feel this smell, it is a special smell, the smell of money!

Saturday and Sunday did Titten check out the olympic city. It seems like the goverment tries to create a perfect picture of the new super power of the world. All the street singers have been thrown out to make room for the olympic people. Poverty shall be hidden, money is used on makeover, and the stuff is still not finished even though the games start in a month.

The city is turning more and mor einto Shnaghai. Where money is the only language in a country with a communistic party. They have to be capitalistic in order to stay in power. As long as the people can do they business they are happy, and the party can stay in power. But it is clear that the red animal has blue blood running through it vains.

A wall, a great wall

Last day in Asia this time, did Titten visit the wall. He went to a less crowded area where it was possible to hike the wall for 10 kilometeres. The strong sun was hard, but Titten was fast, fastest in his group actually with a good margain, and good barganing for water along the way saved the trip. The wall is fantastic. Incredible someone will build a wall like this in the middle of nowhere. he mongolians must have been crazy.

Now titten have walked inca trail and the wall. Yahooooo. He is a global man. The best man to be.

The white beach

Voted the world's best beach by the Sun Herald, Australia and Harper's, Boracay is the perfect island getaway, with its warm blue waters, powder-fine white sand, and a palm fringed 4-kilometer beach. On the photos below it is possible to see why!!!!

Sunset

The sunsets in boracay is just beautiful

A Hard day

Island life is hard. This article is especially written for Frankey, that is probably making drawings right now!

1. Wake up around 11.00. Heavy head after the drinking last night
2. Walk down to the sea and take a morning bath
3. Go for a walk on the beach and drink a smotthie, fruit shake or two.

4. Talk to some pretty girls
5. Eat breakfast, mmmm sushi!
6. Go for a new swim and a new fruit drink
7. Check internet, and write a mail or some blog
8. Go out for dinner
9. First stop by happy hour and take a couple of drinks and watch the beautiful sunset
10. Eat a hevenly meal
11. Go to a bar with live music, drink some beer and Gin and tonics
12. Talk to some girls
13. Go for a walk and send some rude quotes to D.O.M, flirt alittle with "their" girl to show who is the boss.
14. Stop by a new bar for some more drinks and chatting. A girls flirt wit you. the want boyfriend for the week
15. Maybe eat some snack or more drinks, maybe even anew bar. One day a local karaoke bar, with many guys and one girl with paris hilton dog. Titten sung a song in Tanglish (the local langage), what the song was about he does not know. he managed something incredible. a score of 96 out of a 100. For the first and last time in his life someone said he had singing talent. Yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Titten beat all he next singers, and they know the language. Here Tittens friend fro Canada, feeling cofortable together with the gays.
16. go or jump on a motorbike to the party place cocamangas, where you can take 15 shots, if yu still standing you get your number on the wall. Norway is doing good, but sweden better. so we need to drink harder.
17. buy a drink and watch the girl witht the really big boobs dance, actully good moves too (hmm sometimes you get it all dont you, the boobs and the moves. something for you elmer. The girl is using five centimeter skirt today and small top, like yesterday, just changed from black to white. tomorrow it will be a sandy color.
18. dance with some of the girls, especially the ones with D.o.Ms to make them angry.
19. many of them ask you fast where you live
20. dance with a cool really big boygirl
21. Drink more beer
22. around 03.00 go home or under European championship watch the match
23. Say no to 99 girls or actually ome boys on the way home. watch your balls and your mouth
24. Tell a guy that is five times heavier than "his" girl that I really hope she will be on top. (blæææææææææææææææææææææææææææææææ)
25. sleep well until almost the same procedure the next day